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The Notorious G. said that this was her favorite bear. Do you think we should perform a psychological analysis of G. based on her selection of this bear as her favorite?
"Oh yes, let's do," said Poison Pie.
I pretended to smoke a cigar. "The bear's a mosaic. The pieces are fragmented," I said.
"Very telling," agreed Poison Pie, "Very very."
The Notorious G. frowned. Apparently she did not considered "fragmented" a complimentary phrase.
"Flower tucked behind her ear," I pointed out.
Poison Pie nodded. "She always was something of a hippie, that is until she hardened and became a stone cold gangsta, of course."
"Of course."
"And most importantly," Poison Pie added, "There's a crawdad tattooed on the bottom of her right foot."
"What does that imply?" I asked.
The Notorious G. tapped her foot menacingly.
"I suppose," said Poison Pie, "That's better left unsaid."
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