We next stumbled into a pair of mushroom people supermodels decked out in full supermodel regalia. Their names were Donald and Kobo.

We asked them how supermodels viewed Poison Pie, who was, in his own right, something of a ravishing beauty.

The supermodels explained that they thought Poison Pie was deliciously heavenly and all so luscious but that things could never work out between them for professional reasons. Pretending to understand, Marie and I nodded our heads and departed.