Let me say up front, before anyone gets indignant and starts shouting out charges of plagiarism
and throwing the tableware at me, that this story is modeled after the short story,
Too Many Daves, written by Dr. Seuss, published in the collection of illustrated stories,
The Sneetches and Other Stories, by Random House in 1961.
Disclaimers behind us, we can now proceed to the matter at hand.