Lynn said, "Now that we are this place of higher learning, I remember a question that I have always wanted to ask a learned person." Poison Pie cocked an eyebrow, ready to astound us all with his intellect. "Why is it," Lynn began, "that when a man lifts a lot of weights he gets boobs, but when a woman lifts a lot of weights her boobs go away? Why is that?" That was a tough one and, to be perfectly honest, I had no clue as to the answer. Poison Pie, however, appeared that he was not going to let an opportunity to impress us slip by. "That is a tough one," said Poison Pie, stroking the scrub bush whiskers on his chin. "And while human physiology is not my speciality, I know a thing or two about all sort of topics, arcane, mundane, just plain inane." Poison Pie launched in a grand exposition on the topic, which, in consideration of the tender years of some of our readers, will not be repeated here.