The Mushroom Heads

 
Despite his regal appearance and ornate coiffeure, the Sinister Prime Minister Jean-Marie Flurry was an incontinent drunk. In his alcoholic stupors, he would fly into senseless rages, shrieking at the top of his lungs, "I want to die before I get really pissed off!"

His wish never came true. He lived to be an irascible 102.